Hey guys! My name is Tara and I currently live in the state of Florida. You can look in my 'About Me' tag, or ask me questions, I'm very open (: I mostly post one direction, homestuck, cosplay, teen wolf/sterek, and then a bunch of other random thing! Thanks for coming to my blog :3




angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

pussy-pat:

"Name a job that requires you to get on your knees."

18:10 | 737 % |

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

artista-af:

yaoi basketball league

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

doncasperbate:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.”

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18:05 | 56 % |

the-goddamazon:

aruslym:

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.

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Mega Mind was such an important movie filled with so many important messages.

is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

cakeofficialmycroft:

kilimouse:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

YES!! Even the glasses look like mine!

This is why I love Christmas so much. I can just take off my glasses and it’s like looking at a magical world full of bright fuzzy fairies.

theme.